The Hubble Telescope Cover-Up.

There are Aliens in space ready to attack us. Till today, the Hubble Telescope kept an eye on them. As soon as they made an aggressive move, the Hubble Telescope picked it up and the MIBO (Men In Black Organization) scrambled a Fast Action Response Team (FART) to deal with the situation. Seeing signs of aggression on earth, the aliens would call off the attack.

After many years, they decided it would be good to have one of their kind on earth. So one day when Dubya was mountain biking, one of them got in through his ear and took control of his brain.

The aliens planned another attack.

This time, as soon as the secret brief reached the Oval Office, President Bush informed the Aliens. The aliens asked him to ascertain the source of the intelligence. The president checked with Tom Ridge and told the aliens that they were getting it from “Hubble”. Dubya then hired Gary Busey and Vhing Rhames to reprise their roles as mercenaries from Lethal Weapon 1 and Die Hard 2 respectively. He told them to find “Hubble” and kill him.

Vhing reported that Hubble had died in California many years ago, and that Gary Busey headed South faster than a speeding bullet after he met some guy who told him that the company that made Coke was headquartered in Atlanta.

Bush called for Tom Ridge, only to learn that Hubble wasn’t a man, but a telescope. He then sent Vhing Rhames to find the Hubble Telescopes Company and blow it up. Vhing couldn’t find one in the US, but he was able to learn about the Hub’al T'el'escope factory in Iraq.

President Bush then launched a full military offensive against Iraq.

After they found and destroyed the Hub’al telescope factory, the aliens tried again, with a predictable result.

Dubya fired Tom Ridge and hired Michael Chertoff, who told him that the Hubble Telescope was up in space. Traitor Bush informed the aliens that the Hubble Telescope was actually in space, but it really wasn't his fault you see, the aliens had got control of his brain.

At the first opportunity, an Alien advance party buzzed the Hubble Space Telescope and stuck Chewing Gum on the lens. If you don’t believe me, look at this link.

http://www.voanews.com/english/2007-01-30-voa3.cfm

The power supply story is just a cover up- though the PS could have been damaged by the flyby if it was a Dell power-supply... but you have to be on Acid to put a Dell power-supply in a multi-million dollar space telescope... as a matter of fact, you have to be on Acid to put a Dell power-supply in anything... Hell... you have to be on Acid to buy a Dell power-supply or anything with one in it!.


We are now completely at risk. The aliens may attack any day.

Unreality TV.

An Indian movie star cries “hate crime” over her treatment in a UK reality television show- that’s all that seems to be in the newspapers these days. Some have suggested that this situation has affected the Indo-UK relationship that has been the epitome of mutual respect, understanding and trust for at least the last 350 years.

Here’s my take on reality TV.

It is a form of entertainment for people without a brain- people who lack the abilities to take risks with nature, relationships, achievement or service. It is a voyeuristic pastime akin to a preference for violent pornography.

It is a testament to a crumbling civilization that people would detach themselves from their own reality for a slice of something supposedly real.

It started with the soap operas, where women who live a mundane existence got addicted to serials that depicted remarkable life stories. Now, with soap operas and sitcoms being seen as old fashioned, reality TV has become the face of New-Age voyeurism.

To people who are addicted to these serials, I’d just say… go out and get a life. Climb a mountain, write a book or jump off a 200 foot crane with a rubber band tied to your ankles. There is so much more to life, and if you’re bold enough, life can be so much more interesting.

To the people working on those serials:
You’re people the fine Dr. Josef Mengele would be proud to oversee. Praise be to you. Yes, WWF is for real, and the moon is made of cheese.

To the producers of reality shows:
Great jobs guys!! What a way to sucker an entire population- why don’t we replace all TV programming with reality TV? Maybe we could have "Big Warden" live from Iraq - a reality show about life of inmates in Abu Gharaib.


I know you can get there!

Gianni Schicchi

I loved this opera from the first time that I heard it. It's one of the rare light hearted classical opera. It's about this guy who has a post-doctorate in bullshit.

This opera piqued my interest further when i noticed a mention to him in Dante's Inferno.

The Past few days, I've been reading aloud the italian version of Inferno, and have found the lines quoted by one of my heroes, Dr. Hannibal Lecter, MD.

His daughter is in love with a nephew of a really rich scoundrel who is on his deathbed. The old geezer dies and wills his wealth to a monastery to buy salvation. When his daughter threates to hurl herself intothe Arno if she cannot marry the man she loves, he takes charge and impersonates the dead man to dictate a new will that leaves everything to HIMSELF!

A Law in Firenze (Florence) calls for forgers and their accomplices to have a hand cut off and banished forever. This keeps the "grieving" relatives quiet while he does his stuff.

This is one of the Opera I would pay USD 460 to watch from the Grand Tier of the Met. The suit is USD 500 extra, but it would be worth it!!


Puccini at his best!!!

For more Info,

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gianni_Schicchi

Blind Faith/Wedding at Cana

A few days ago, I came across the following post on a site that I visit once in a while.

2007 revelation
2007 REVELATION

INDIA

• The Spirit of God will be poured out mightily in India (every nook and corner)
• It’s a year of revival for christians
• Many Open air meetings will be conducted through that gospel will be spread mightily
• New diseases will spring up in India and Tamilnadu and no treatment will be there
• Blood shed will be more and it will flow like rivers in many areas of India
• There will be a lot of suicides and deaths
• Many spiritual giants will backslide from their faith
• Many places will be destroyed by volcanoes and earthquakes
• Chosen Christian people will backslide and follow the world
• Rapes, immorality and murders will be seen many in number
• Financial crisis will be seen in India
• Fire accidents will be more
• Train & flight accidents will happen in many in number
• Terrorists attack with viral weapons to spread innumerable diseases

TAMILNADU

1. Many spiritual giants will die this year, their time has come and god will raise new giants among the people.
2. grace period is going to end
3. mercy will decrease
4. many miracles will happen among the Gentile people
5. church believers will have a life changing ministry


This revelation is given by a mighty man of God on 29.12.2006. we are forwarding you to pray for these things so that god can calm down and show favor to his people. For more clear details call us / mail us.

MAY THE LORDS NAME BE GLORIFIED………………..


Not bad for a prophecy, problem is, it is very vague. This is rather like the cold-reading that psychics use. In fact, if you apply the same predictions to Last year or the year before that, you will find that you can find one event that can be made to fit all these "predictions"! I wonder why people need to make these predictions of vague and sweeping disaster unlike the predictions found in the Bible that are very specific? What do these Doomsayers want to achieve?

Here is my Answer to this post:

You know, I have a serious problem with people who proclaim themselves as prophets today. The prophets of the OT has very specific predictions that came true, and your "prophet" seems to have generalizations that are not very specific. In the same vein, let me try some prophecies of my own. Please remember these and tell me if they come true by the end of this year.

1) Parts of the USA will be ravaged by hurricanes this year.

2) Disease and War will kill hundreds of thousands in Africa.

3) Poverty and Bad weather will kill scores in Russia.

4) some leaders of violent movements in the world will be killed.

5) Atleast one world leader/prominent statesman will die.

6) Parts of India will be hit by drought and many people will suffer the deepest misery.

7) The land of Israel will face many tests and tribulations.

I could go on and on like this, and I'm sure you will find that each and every one of these predictions WILL come true, because these are vague, and unspecific, and could be applied to a variety of situations.

Remember, in the OT, the coming of great prophets is foretold, and the prophets were there to foretell the coming of Christ. After the first coming, there is no prophecy foretelling the coming of any great prophet. So please, do not be misled by the passion of faith, but devote some time to the Study of God's word, and ensure that your soul is prepared to meet him at Judgment day.


I've been at loggerheads with these so called "true believers" since forever! The intolerance of certain classes of these people is appalling, even today. I've had people pass judgment on my "celestial destiny" at the drop of the hat- haven't these people read that as believers, they are not the judge? Some of these guys need to just relax... open a bottle of beer... and... oh I forgot... the consumption of alcohol is a sin! Yeah... Jesus turned the water to Gatorade at the wedding at Cana, right?