The Hubble Telescope Cover-Up.
There are Aliens in space ready to attack us. Till today, the Hubble Telescope kept an eye on them. As soon as they made an aggressive move, the Hubble Telescope picked it up and the MIBO (Men In Black Organization) scrambled a Fast Action Response Team (FART) to deal with the situation. Seeing signs of aggression on earth, the aliens would call off the attack.
After many years, they decided it would be good to have one of their kind on earth. So one day when Dubya was mountain biking, one of them got in through his ear and took control of his brain.
The aliens planned another attack.
This time, as soon as the secret brief reached the Oval Office, President Bush informed the Aliens. The aliens asked him to ascertain the source of the intelligence. The president checked with Tom Ridge and told the aliens that they were getting it from “Hubble”. Dubya then hired Gary Busey and Vhing Rhames to reprise their roles as mercenaries from Lethal Weapon 1 and Die Hard 2 respectively. He told them to find “Hubble” and kill him.
Vhing reported that Hubble had died in California many years ago, and that Gary Busey headed South faster than a speeding bullet after he met some guy who told him that the company that made Coke was headquartered in Atlanta.
Bush called for Tom Ridge, only to learn that Hubble wasn’t a man, but a telescope. He then sent Vhing Rhames to find the Hubble Telescopes Company and blow it up. Vhing couldn’t find one in the US, but he was able to learn about the Hub’al T'el'escope factory in Iraq.
President Bush then launched a full military offensive against Iraq.
After they found and destroyed the Hub’al telescope factory, the aliens tried again, with a predictable result.
Dubya fired Tom Ridge and hired Michael Chertoff, who told him that the Hubble Telescope was up in space. Traitor Bush informed the aliens that the Hubble Telescope was actually in space, but it really wasn't his fault you see, the aliens had got control of his brain.
At the first opportunity, an Alien advance party buzzed the Hubble Space Telescope and stuck Chewing Gum on the lens. If you don’t believe me, look at this link.
http://www.voanews.com/english/2007-01-30-voa3.cfm
The power supply story is just a cover up- though the PS could have been damaged by the flyby if it was a Dell power-supply... but you have to be on Acid to put a Dell power-supply in a multi-million dollar space telescope... as a matter of fact, you have to be on Acid to put a Dell power-supply in anything... Hell... you have to be on Acid to buy a Dell power-supply or anything with one in it!.
We are now completely at risk. The aliens may attack any day.
After many years, they decided it would be good to have one of their kind on earth. So one day when Dubya was mountain biking, one of them got in through his ear and took control of his brain.
The aliens planned another attack.
This time, as soon as the secret brief reached the Oval Office, President Bush informed the Aliens. The aliens asked him to ascertain the source of the intelligence. The president checked with Tom Ridge and told the aliens that they were getting it from “Hubble”. Dubya then hired Gary Busey and Vhing Rhames to reprise their roles as mercenaries from Lethal Weapon 1 and Die Hard 2 respectively. He told them to find “Hubble” and kill him.
Vhing reported that Hubble had died in California many years ago, and that Gary Busey headed South faster than a speeding bullet after he met some guy who told him that the company that made Coke was headquartered in Atlanta.
Bush called for Tom Ridge, only to learn that Hubble wasn’t a man, but a telescope. He then sent Vhing Rhames to find the Hubble Telescopes Company and blow it up. Vhing couldn’t find one in the US, but he was able to learn about the Hub’al T'el'escope factory in Iraq.
President Bush then launched a full military offensive against Iraq.
After they found and destroyed the Hub’al telescope factory, the aliens tried again, with a predictable result.
Dubya fired Tom Ridge and hired Michael Chertoff, who told him that the Hubble Telescope was up in space. Traitor Bush informed the aliens that the Hubble Telescope was actually in space, but it really wasn't his fault you see, the aliens had got control of his brain.
At the first opportunity, an Alien advance party buzzed the Hubble Space Telescope and stuck Chewing Gum on the lens. If you don’t believe me, look at this link.
http://www.voanews.com/english/2007-01-30-voa3.cfm
The power supply story is just a cover up- though the PS could have been damaged by the flyby if it was a Dell power-supply... but you have to be on Acid to put a Dell power-supply in a multi-million dollar space telescope... as a matter of fact, you have to be on Acid to put a Dell power-supply in anything... Hell... you have to be on Acid to buy a Dell power-supply or anything with one in it!.
We are now completely at risk. The aliens may attack any day.
posted by Ajit Nathaniel at 1:46 AM
2 Comments:
dude, i really like ur blog. great imagination, great writing...a real pleasure to read ur work...
do chk out my space if u have the time..nothing like urs, buts its a humble attempt..
You should check out this ESA series on the Hubble.
http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=8DCB3F2E1AF98B48
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