FOIE GRAS BANNED IN CHICAGO!!!

Foie Gras has been banned in Chicago. Just saw that article in the NY Times...

What do we have here? A city government with a socialist agenda? Imagine someone banning Caviar, Fillet Mignon, or the Chateau Lafite 1945 (at GBP 2300 a bottle)?

OK, they force feed the ducks... hell, I eat chicken 5 times a week, thanks to the cafeteria at JP Morgan Chase, Bangalore. I've eaten Beluga caviar at $100 a teaspoon smuggled in to India along with a case of Fine Vodka by the IPC's shipchandler (Thank you Alexei, I hope Linus paid the bill... btw, if you're reading this, what happened to my gold inlaid Makarov? Drop the goddamn bottle and get busy!)

We're higher in the food chain... until we venture defenceless into a forest inhabited by lions, tigers and bears... and then we cease to be the "master species" and begin to be the dinner.

Someone tell Alain Ducasse or Christian Delouvrier to do a Foie Gras entree for the mayor and chief of police of Chicago.

Stop rearing cows for milk, stop rearing stud dogs and breeder bitches, stop breeding Arab stallions (Barry Shiff: this is a rhetorical statement... Arab stallions are the best in my opinion)

Goddarn hypocrites...

Remember, Chicago was the city that screwed Volstead and his act... Remember Al Capone? I just hope Al Ducasse drops in... He's no scarface... (Yeah I know Andy V. was a Republican... but Don't hold it against me!)

Keep the duck liver rollin' Chicago, you're the best!

Richard M. Daley, you Democrat wimp!! Get some fiber (fibre?) in your diet- your official potrait suggests you're suffering from Obstipation.